What’s in the revised script? WHAT’S IN THE REVISED SCRIPT?!

/Nod furiously

What the hell is a bread and milk sandwich?

Calm down with the all caps, Weather Service. Did you hire my uncle Tommy or something?

used to be you’d go to the dang game as scheduled and die there from exposure and become an ice ghost and get into all sorts of cool adventures where you’d have to fight the Winter Wizard and get the Orb of Haarj to thaw the last thunderbird and ride it back to the waking world but i guess that time is over

This is why I’m terrified of going to Manhattan Mini Storage. It always seems like an army of crazy hobo vampires is waiting to pop out from around those long long corridor corners.

New York City baby, the city of lights, dreams.

Blackduck Minnesota. A very balmy 31 degrees below zero this morning.

It makes me anxious for you that you put a screenshot of your work email up.

Messy? I’m just amazed everything stays on it when the whole thing is upside down. Technological breakthrough.

I can almost see through my boss’ window from my window!

Here you go, Albert.

No windows here, just blank walls

The Texas Capitol aka The Bad Idea Factory

4 houses? New Corvette for son? Pays tax with coins?

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

Not really wanting a reply to this question, it’s more rhetorical - but who the fuck 1) watches a video of a suicide and 2) decides to share it? Jesus wept, man...

The video ... ends with the girl hanging from the tree for around 20 minutes as the sun sets, while a woman off-camera can be heard calling her name.

I find the headline misleading. When I clicked I expected it to be that FB was refusing to remove the video for whatever reason- instead it’s people sharing, which FB can’t be privy to every post. Using “can’t GET FB” to delete implies FB is actively refusing.