Browns: [Hires a 12 year old]

Millenniums don’t even have to pay their dues before getting massive payouts and that’s why they are soft. Bill Belichik had to work for THIRTY YEARS in the rock smashing factory before anyone even allowed him into the room where you can look at a football. The only thing these Millenniums are DISRUPTING is hard work.…

I was starting to feel old because I’m older than the majority of NFL players. I am not prepared to be older than the coaches.

Rams broadcast

HERSHEY’S SPECIAL IS WHAT JAY GLAZER CALLS IT WHEN HIS WIFE TAKES A DUMP ON HIS CHEST

Hershey’s Chocolate is fucking terrible and I will fight people over this. They’ve conditioned America to accept it as the standard for milk chocolate when in reality it’s like 90% corn syrup. I’ll eat it if it is sitting around, but it’s trash compared to other readily available brands like Lindt and Ghiradelli.…

He’s easily the best thing on Luke Cage. SPOILER ALERT:

Long Live the Chief!

You may wish to revist the series finale of Dinosaurs then.

Proud of my city. I have some great Chargers-related memories, but good riddance to the Spanos family.

This whole thing is so goddamn stupid.

Not to mention her saying this: “McSweeney texts again on December 29, “U hate me cus I’m white. Our conversations r everything to me btw. We have a lot of friends in common and if anyone of them saw this I would b so ashamed.”

Really? He seems absolutely fine in this exchange. You can tell pretty early on that he got the crazy vibe from her crazy texts, so he backed off and was just hoking. He was never disrespectful and didn’t ghost her. He. . . seems fine?

That was awkward as fuck. I’m so glad I’m not single and I don’t have to text new people anymore.

Seriously, you’re the one who brought the whole thing up in the first place, lady!

“But observing that fact, even understanding it, doesn’t necessarily engender empathy. In fact, quite the contrary.”

Ummm no. Not really.