For more, check out his profile on Tender.

No, no. It’s a huge factory farm kind of thing, with overcrowded cages full of beautiful bouncing babies, waiting to be slaughtered by evil sex-having witches.

No. The abortion industry collects dismembered toddler parts they fuse together using black, feminist sorcery into a giant, evil, Voltron baby which will crawl across the land eating Christians as if they were Gerber’s stewed carrots.

No Galaxy Note 7 on this list? I thought that was a pretty hot item.

No Galaxy Note 7 on this list? I thought that was a pretty hot item.

I can’t believe he didn’t call him “Mr. Kraft” in the hashtag. Where’s the respect?

As usual, Belichick lies low and lets the highlights do the talking.

In this boat story, I guess that guy’s playing the part of Odell Beckham Jr.

That’s called a “Neverfucking” I believe.

Way to bury the real issue with this picture. That guy’s haircut behind Bill. That is a look...

I didn’t know he played football for Penn State.

Every time I see him his eyes are smaller.

They couldn’t reach agreeement on Hume’s first principles of the contents of the mind.

I’d start with when you get punched in the face and they fall down.

+1 gentle rapping at my chamber door

Quoth the Raven, nevermore.

Personal foul for Tauntaun, 15 yards

There’s always a time-truther

they left out the part where Favre cut him open with a light saber and climbed inside for warmth.