Tyrod: “Doc, I need you to fix it, but not in a way that really fixes it. I need it to still be hurt for the next three months.”

Coach Ratface vanished in the middle of the 1994-95 season for “health reasons.” Grayson Allen was born exactly nine months later in October 1995. #makesyouthink

+31. My wife and I are going to conceive a child tonight so she can be made great by Coach K.

Of course he could’ve, he’s not blind.  

I bet that Kyle blogging line killed during the editing process.

Mentally adding “...but in a good way.” to all horrible news I read this week.

Yeah but THAT isn’t THIS article.

shit’ll be lit fam

apparently a bunch of dudes?

the unpopped popcorn things

My advice: If your religion is causing you to spew out words of hate, judge, or look down on others because of who one loves then you need to change it. And fast.

It’s a process very similar to the email of the week.

Word is Chip Kelly wanted to draft Darnold in last year’s draft but was informed that he couldn’t.

Is the combination of Milwaukee on the front and Antetokounmpo on the back the most letters ever on an NBA jersey?

Eli, sadly, was not invited

They played the wrong accompaniment. She was expecting to lip sync the whole thing but on “Emotions” they played a backing track that was for semi-lip-sync situations, in which she sings most of the song but lip syncs the high notes. She was not about to attempt actually singing that song.

She is such a badass diva she cant even be bothered to sing her own stuff. Boss level 10

ARE YOU SPEAKING ENGLISH RIGHT NOW?

Trump Supporter: My penis doesn’t work and I can’t bend over to tie my shoes. I haven’t challenged myself mentally in 25 years and loud sounds frighten me. This is all the fault of people who write poop jokes on the internet.