going back to the laser hallway i see

HERE’S A MEDAL

am i dumb or is the response to the question about assholes backwards? he’s saying that assholes know they are assholes right? it sounds like hes saying all of them are oblivious to being assholes, but that the mark of an asshole is that they know they are an asshole. im confused.

good for him

OH SHIT BROS TRANSFORMERS ARE GOING BACK IN TIME DECEPTICONS ARE GONNA TRY TO CHANGE HISTORY WITH NAZIS AND THEN HAVE TO GO BACK EVEN FURTHER TO KING ARTHER CANT WAIT MAKES SENSE

almost feels like he’s looking forward to brady retiring so he can just fuck around and see how far he can get

i smell a tv show could be the next Breaking Bad right here

would love to see the click numbers on these articles, i can’t imagine youre getting more than a hundred at this point, but god bless this joke.

alright i think you’re on to something, but not quite right. here’s my guess: I think that the reboot of Jumanji is gonna go away from the board game and instead be some kind of VR experience, like Mars in Total Recall. Kevin Hart is a normal guy that enters the game to relax, then something goes wrong, and he has to…

pretty tacky and so off brand its embarassing

it was so bittersweet seeing him on the sidelines during the finals because you knew for the network to make that gesture it wasn’t looking good.

give the kid and mom tickets to a FOOTBAW GAME AND TAKE A PIC WITH THEM COMPLETE THE STORY MAKE IT MAXIMUM VIRAL

lightning in a bottle here. the perfect hot take, combined with half ass twitter apology and reveal that he didnt know he was black holy crap this is all gold

it just turned out to be the biggest grinding game ever. having to constantly mine resources for your suit, your ship, your gun, and upgrades, and having limited sprinting and jetpacking, how the hell are you supposed to explore the giant game they made? should have been way more automatic and user friendly. an animal…

i remember he also like dropped a grocery bag on his foot or something and was out for the year

thank you for your service

the movie is pretty much perfect up until the climax of the two ferry boats with bombs on them. He should have wired them so that if you hit the trigger, you actually blow up your own boat. So we see the two boats debating pulling the trigger, we think the criminals are gonna do it, deebo throws out the trigger, then…

Bryce Petty should be a race car driver not a football guy

The Olympics are awesome to watch because of the stakes. Sports are really all about stakes and they dont get much higher than the Olympics because they don’t happen every year, and you get world records involved. Sure the nationalism is fun, but its really just an easy way to pick who to root for in everything since…