wtf is dicks out for harambe? the hashtag harambe on instagram is basically a cesspool of memes and weird shit that has nothing to do with the dead gorilla. i dont get the internet sometimes.

this might just be post credits?

also sounds like his solo albums of soundtracks to nonexisting movies

great article. i like to picture ARod reading this in his office nodding along. He was literally too good and nobody knew what to do with him. Really hope this whole narrative of players being selfish when they leave the team that drafted them for more money goes away for good, such hot take uneducated fan garbage.

lets not forget that FRENCH STEWART (the guy with squinty eyes from 3rd rock from the sun) is somehow the military bully in this movie that picks on James Spader.

are we sure this isn’t some sort of joke? that teaser trailer is really really bad and seems off brand. also how does this not get mentioned in the article?

i really think we should all continue to tweet at Jim Harbaugh the difference between dirt and dust until he yells at his wife.

does anyone have any feedback about using Bluenile.com ? I do everything online and will probably use that site or something similiar. it looks legit, but what do i know?

killing newt and hicks at the start of the movie is unforgivable, and is a giant middle finger to the fans. it was such a nice moment for ripley that she got to save both of them at the end and have this surrogate daughter. to trash all of that in the opening credits, this movie was never coming back from that. sure,…

its strange to me to not talk about Anton Yelchin in this review. I imagine for everyone who watches this movie its bittersweet every time he’s onscreen. Not sure how much it should factor into the review of a movie when one of its actors died before release, but I think it should at least be mentioned for a sentence…

still tho, i admire him for not losing his cool after like the third straight shot.

boy do i hate when people say this. They are reacting as if when an 80s movie gets rebooted we wipe all existing copies of the original movie off the planet. The only real argument I can see is if they bring back old characters 30 years later and mess them up, or ruin a central concept or theme to the franchise by…

jesus i forgot shaq was on the suns

packers patriots superbowl and specifically Desmond Howard’s kickoff return TD.

and I’ll be that other guy: End Football!

was really hoping to see a picture of a woman standing next to a chair.

this is some GREAT DEADSPIN

*angrily writes sign

Samer, has anyone approached you yet about optioning this series of articles and turning them into a movie?

dont worry everyone this only have 3000 views. strange taste to post this video and act like its good i gotta say ha. i dont even really like ok Go, but their music videos are insanely impressive. and this is half assed.