while i dont really enjoy the way you brought this up, i was gonna say the same thing

holy shit i thought it was actually called all takes matter, i wish i never found out it wasnt

whoa wtf is this customer service voice? GIVE ME BACK MY SON!!!!!!!

England is having a great week!

movie pitch: former football player start to believe he is touched by God, can heal people and see things. Turns out he just has CTE and he kills himself. Eh? EHHHH???

boy I at least thought you were gonna tell us your wife lived in London or SOMETHING.

love picturing the poor guy that has to round up a report for the new gawker buyer about what types of articles Deadspin runs.

i will never understand the popularity of this game, that screenshot looks worse than Doom 2

waste your vote we don’t care the people who are refusing to vote for Hillary were never going to vote anyways so its really no loss. She will win in a landslide, because the internet is a giant clickbait monster that is only fed by negative articles and not actually a reflection of the majority of Americans.

what a mistake it was to let Harden walk and keep Ibaka. This trade doesn’t make up for that, but still impressed that they got this much for him, especially after the season he had.

i think id prefer autopsy photos over this fucking guys face

altho looking at the Grizzlies and how back to back years they pass over Westbrook Love Curry and Harden that is pretty rough ha.

2003 is obviously the first draft that comes to mind, but its also interesting to look at 2008. Rose going number one to the Bulls, and Westbrook staying till 4. obviously no way to predict the injuries, but if Bulls take Westbrook at 1 I think that would have won a championship.

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that he went on a heater at a craps table, didn’t wanna leave, got drunk, then lost everything, then got more drunk, then took out more money, then lost everything at blackjack, then took out more money, then lost betting all of that on black, then got more drunk, then went to a…

this take would only really work if the yankees lost in the playoffs instead of winning the whole thing. i would LOVE to see a hot take where the Mariners LET the yankees win because they were honoring 9/11. That would be special.

i like to think that Kevin Love’s face is being somehow blocked in every photo of them getting off the plane

who is generating these player names?

i love how this looks just like when any group of guys gets bottle service. theres a couple that seem way too comfortable flirting with the server and dancing around, and then you have the guys awkwardly standing around nervously smiling (Delly, Channing Frye, Mozgov)

what an attractive group

more trades like this and maybe people would actually start WATCHING the nba!