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This should fix everything right up as the Carolinas historically react so well to ultimatums from outsiders.

*the hot popular girl in my high school bumps into me in the hallway before shooting me a derisive sneer and going to make out with her football player boyfriend*

Sure, which is why (I would speculate) McGregor is refusing to do it. “You need me more than I need you for your biggest show ever, and I’m perfectly willing to blow it up both because I don’t really want to fly from Iceland to hype the card and because I want to show I’m the real boss here” is a reasonable position.

There are 69 calories in a “vodka Diet Coke.”

Are you familiar with the work of Ernie Grunfeld?

I’m voting for the candidate whose ideologies most closely align with my own, in the hopes that a strong showing will be a message to future candidates that there is value in supporting true liberal policies.

Your problem is that you have too many friends. I don’t know 26 people well enough to be invited to their weddings. It’s cheaper that way.

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My wife is a very anxious person and she has a friend with similar anxiety issues. They both started using adult coloring books and they love it. They say it relaxes them, eases their anxiety and gives them a small window of time where they have complete control over something. I can’t recommend it enough as a quick…

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“Also, Puja is a woman.”

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I just requested an additional withholding. I could be pretty precise doing it that way. I figured if I played around with the allowances I might send too much. I only claim 2 ( single and one job). I guess I could just claim 1, but again didn’t want to send too much.

Seriously. When can I txt my oven to make nachos?

It’s just a picture of a blond-haired, blue-eyed, fair-skinned Jesus.

I do have real moisturizer, which, like my conditioner, is a remnant of an ex-girlfriend who used it religiously and would not go a night without it. I tried using it to masturbate once, obviously, but I would not recommend it:

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Gotcha, and on behalf of Anna I accept your compliment. (I am not legally or morally authorized to do this in any way.)