Is it possible to not look cool flipping a bat after a home run?

Which one of you is the most handy around the house?

For real, because what’s really in it for the Heat? Bosh’s salary gets covered by insurance? I’m not sure a team trying to compete would rather keep an all-star off the floor rather than underpay him.

You know what’s always bugged me about the Orioles’ logo? It looks way more like an American robin than an Oriole, which as far as I can tell (as not even would I consider myself an amateur ornithologist) never has a red/orange beak.

I did not recognize him until your comment, but damn he looks like he could still play

nice

nice

He hits some holes with bursts of speed too. Don’t sell this kid’s jets short.

On the other hand, the Deadspin community (and Nick himself) now have a much broader knowledge of and appreciation for college football teams that aren’t covered by Espn or Yahoo.

Nothing you’ve said is wrong, but expecting kids/teenagers to engage in this type of calculus seems unrealistic given my experience of teenagers (and of my personal experience)

How do you guys decide who blogs what, or who does longer pieces instead of hourly (or so) blogs? Do have defined positions?

This is similar to the time Deadspin posted some hardcore porn. They warned us it was not safe for work, but it was hard to express how not-safe it was. He tried to warn us about the heat of Tomi’s takes, but I still wasn’t prepared for that volcano.

This one and the Redskins are legitimate works of art

History, mostly. Where a drop of something else meant a non-white classification.

The lower-east upper-midwest region?

Who is the most famous person that knows you?

There must be a point where you get so rich you stop giving a fuck what you look like.

Romo has earned approximately $118,000,000 in his career (according to spotrac). I feel like he’s gotta be a maniac to keep going out there at this point, no matter how much he might love the game.

which two. i need some inspiration

Due to a quantum fluctuation in the space-time continuum, the results of this year’s presidential election are determined solely by the popular vote of Deadspin employees (you do not know this ahead of time and therefore cannot conspire). Who is our next president?