This is a masterpiece

No way am I listening to this horseshit

My god, this category is impossible

I don’t think it’ll be that awesome, man

Not to mention the whole idea of a “hometown” discount is a bit preposterous. Miller should give Denver a break because they happened to be the team to which he was assigned (drafted)?

What I really wanna know is which all-time great team is so good at basketball that they can win when the entire team has an off night putting the ball through the hoop, from any distance.

Because he’s rich as hell, and the kid is used to that lifestyle. You, presumably, were not rich as hell (neither was I).

Not much feels better than a good bumdinger on a sleepy Thursday afternoon

As do I

6 large white t-shirts? Maybe he’s got a really bad pit sweat thing going on.

What’s the best compliment or shout-out the site, or a specific staffer, has received regarding its/her/his work?

I’m all for Green playing. I also think the league should turn a blind eye when Adams sets a pick on Green reminiscent of the one Garnett put on Zaza Pachulia a few years back. Win-win.

His 2nd point holds, though. This case will have broad implications that have nothing to do with football.

Oh man, that kid. He puts the moves on that other poor sucker, breaking his ankles like he’s AI, definitely going to get one of those cute girls giggling in the background to give him a little rub over his gym shorts, and then he ruins it in his surprise over how wells his moves work. Now that kid in the khaki shorts…

69 points for Curry. Nice.

Who’s controlling who here? The person playing Curry is doing a life-like impression.

Shit, the comment section makes it seem like, “Hey guys, maybe please be decent to one another,” is the hottest take ever uttered.

I’m pretty sure he got juked out of his jock there

Out-sized notions of grandeur?

Same. 4:44 p.m. on 5/9/16.