(I unabashedly love Randy Moss, but) Randy Moss is the guy ESPN is turning to for a more levelheaded voice? They better hope the lunch spread game is on point.

Until that chip requires surgery

Maybe his apartment does have a perfect seal preventing his hairspray from entering the environment; Trump breathing in those chemicals every day would certainly explain a lot.

How is Mkyllan pronounced? McCellan? mmmmmkillin? Michaelanne?

According to the AZ statute, another person needs to be “present,” but does not mention actual sight.

He wasn’t charged in connection with the picture, but with pulling his wang out in front of a bunch of other people.

Only about half of all participants, I’d guess.

I think you’re giving the Hawks short shrift here. These aren’t the Rockets

Braindead

As someone who knows almost nothing about the Premier League, this article did a great job of providing this idiot with a ton of information without giving a data dump.

Traffic, too many people too close together, outrageous rent/property values, all the other negatives that come with living in a large metropolitan area.

That is a perfect dog.

Doug Mientkiewicz*

Yes. And also, before the need arises.

Even if a large majority of the players supported teams being able to void player contracts if said player is suspended for PED use, there’s no way that it gets applied fairly to the players. Because you know what, no way are the Marlins voiding Dee Gordon’s deal so that he can go play for someone else once his…

But in this case, the teams are the league. Weed is bad to the teams because the league penalizes players who get caught with the drug in their system, but the teams are the agents establishing and enforcing the drug policy in the first place.

He’s been good? He’s no star, but he’s a perfectly good starter, on both offense and defense. You’d love him on the Wizards.

“It’s not their fault because they waited until the last possible second to do the right thing and then a complication arose so the right thing couldn’t actually be done” is a shit take.

So, I’m a Celtics fan (I’m biased), but 3 of the five games of Hawks-Celtics have been very entertaining, the Raps-Pacers is a good-ass series, and even Heat-Hornets has had its moments. I dunno that the inevitability of losing to the Cavs makes this not good basketball. (I mean, why would we let the Cavs lose in the…

I completely understand Bradford’s desire to be a starter and get playing time and all that. But if I were him, I dunno that I’d be that upset, sitting there, free from risk of injury (or inevitability of injury), while watching my career earnings inch past $100 million.