Now to publicly give away how much I pay attention to the comments. Did your son find these helpful for his essay 3 years ago?

Wow, that would certainly be an interesting idea. I'm not sure if I'll ever try something like that, but I've been shamelessly plugging myself all thread so far, so I might as well say that in my spare time, I've written a couple original TV pilots on spec, as well as a spec pilot for a new Star Trek TV series…

Thank you very much for the kind words, and the wonderful reviews as always. If you guys ever decide to do TV Club Classic reviews for Voyager or Enterprise, I'd love to read them. And if you want someone to review a season or two for free (or some classic anime, as I work at an anime company IRL) and see how the…

The story about you, sir, is that you've been wonderful.

I don't quite know how I feel about completely coming clean, so here's what I'll say about who I am:

GUINAN - 2391

I'm pretty sure some folks around the message board would say that I could really use more detail-forgoing.

Hey, there are still books and holonovels. But it is odd that in the late 22nd Century, the United Federation of Planets was established and presumably outlawed all movies, TV shows, and recorded music not in the public domain.

And now, the final episode of The Stevie Suss-Mahn Super Awesome Jazz Implosion Show!

Oh no! Fixed! I sure hope the friend I based Ro on in my fanfiction doesn't figure out my thinly-veiled parallels!

Ro felt lost.

Guinan had been waiting to be the center of the story for years. But when she realized her family was going to be involved - even her stupid brother-in-law, Soran, who she hated - Guinan was starting to worry.

He seriously started his audition with "The story about forty degree days, is that I hate them."

Beverly and Data were freaking out, and because Data had his emotion chip now, that statement was no exaggeration.

If Beverly was in charge of a tractor beam, it would have been locking onto straws.

The Architect would like to remind you - it's about the cones.

Ha, sorry, I saw you posted that suggestion immediately after I said that wasn't the case. Knew someone was going to ask.

I have a main account, but I use it so rarely that it's highly unlikely anyone around here knows me.

What do you mean? I know I post my fanfiction under the username "Tall Tyrion Lannister," but pretty much everyone where I live knows I'm Ben Wyatt.

Commander Beverly Crusher was not looking forward to the Babel Conference.