More like Turd Crapley!

It doesn’t take that long to set this up. I’m a Congressman now and I was able to make time to do this so my Star Trek fanfiction would still exist here. Calc-u-later!

Hey, everybody! I know I haven't been able to dedicate much time to my Star Trek fanfiction since being elected to Congress, but I wanted to let you know that if you ever get nostalgic for my old stories from the days of the Parks and Rec documentary, you can find them at http://benwyattfanfiction.t…

Well, he was my second choice after Indiana Congressman Ben Wyatt, but he'll do quite nicely.

To quote a line from the song this trailer loves so much…

Well, I've got a brief break in between voting, but while I don't have time to write the full pilot outline…

Hey everybody! I'm really busy with my duties in Congress this morning, but I'm announcing now that tonight I will come out of Star Trek fanfiction retirement to outline a pilot for better idea for a series than this will inevitably be. You'll find it edited into this comment once I'm done voting on things, my wife's…

Thanks for the kind words. I'll be posting all the stories on that Tumblr, but if you find the time, I'd actually encourage you to go through the original threads here if you're enjoying these stories.

Aww, thank you, I'm glad these stories got the love they did, especially given that I started doing it for basically three random reasons:
1) The precedence of Ben Wyatt's in-show fanfiction in the first place.
2) Someone on the AV Club (Newton Gimmick maybe?) posting in the review for that episode essentially daring…

I am only responsible for Bey Wyatt Fanfiction. I recall one thread had at one point replies from April, Andy, Jerry, Ron, and for some reason, Patrick Stewart. Whoever wrote Andy's especially was absolutely glorious.

*salutes, straightens my Order of the Bat'leth metal, marches away to activate the prototype polaron emitters*

I understand there's an opening at the Pawnee funeral home. Leave the dead people in their caskets and urns and you might be a good fit.

All righty, everyone. I desperately need to go to sleep, so I am going to head off for now. If you guys have more questions later, I'll be checking back every once in a while for the next couple days. In the meantime, thank you all again for reading, and I hope you enjoyed Ben Wyatt Fanfiction. Calc-u-later!

Nope. Sorry, I promise I'm not a regular commenter on here. I have posted on my main account before, but I mostly stuck to Trek-focused parts of the site.

Hey, I'm sure plenty of folks wish my posts were only one catchy sentence long.

I'd watch that.

I don't have anything published, currently, but if I ever get interviewed by The AV Club, I am definitely going to tell them I wrote all these.

Great to hear. Best of luck to him!

Oh, I'd have to give that crown to Nathan Ford's Evil Twin's wonderful Leslie Knope Headlines, but thank you very much.

I'm gonna miss writing them. At first glance, it was a complete waste of evening after evening writing stories that 200ish people were going to read.