This is ManPretendingToBe Perd Hapley, and the story of this post is, that Leslie Knope has the best first answer, because she chose Perd Hapley first, and Perd Hapley, which is the person I am pretending to be, is the best, which she acknowledged by choosing him first. This is ManPretendingToBe Perd Hapley, pressing…

Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong.