Donna as Guinan, Larry as Barclay, April as Ro…

Data received a curious communique from a subspace network dedicated to the discussion and appreciation of holonovels, only to find a nine-day-old post under the category of "Superb Effort, Subspace Network!" But as he looked through the post more and more, he found his emotion chip suddenly activating on its own.

Just say the word when I've been drafted. Ben Wyatt Fanpropaganda is ready for battle.

I'm game.

To say that Doctor Crusher was feeling conflicted would be the biggest understatement since Qo'noS Gazette reporter M'Glos referred to the late Chancellor Gowron's eyes as "somewhat large."

Data was feeling… Data had a… he was… Beverly was trying to avoid… Beverly was having difficulties with…

Ah, I was too busy comforting Tom to really get to know her, and as much as I love model UNs, I don't have fond memories of the Model UN she was involved with. But hey, now that she's 18, the idea of writing about her with my nearly 40-year-old wife is… nnnnnnope, still not doing that.

Allison? She was what, 16, 17? I was more comfortable seeing Leslie talk to Joe Biden.

Hello there. I'm Benjamin Wyatt. You may remember me as the director of the hit claymation short film, "Requiem for a Tuesday." I'm here to tell you about a serious problem in American society: Greg Pikitis.

Hello, everyone! I've got to apologize, but I'm not going to have a story up this week. Managing a city is more work than I thought. It's not all flirting with my wife and going on adventures with Tom, apparently. But rest assured I'll be back next week! Calc-u-later!

Oh There Are Many In Pawnee I Happen To Admire
Though When Confronted By Police, I Involuntarily Perspire
But The One Whose Gentle Patience Continues to Inspire
Is a Man Named Larry Gengurch

I'm going to be making a free downloadable PDF for people to be able to read them all at once after I've finished my run. Still trying to figure out whether to only include my own stories, to bring in some of the other posters from my hometown, or to sacrifice neatness for the sake of completion and just include the…

Oh jeez, I really pulled a Lar… person I know there. Fixing it!

Guinan was exhausted.

Worf greatly needed silence.

"You there… peasant. Come here."

Don't stress yourself scouring Memory Alpha, sometimes a former Borg Romulan is just a former Borg Romulan that I made up for the sake of the story. But since we're nerds and love our continuity, she was a colonist that got assimilated by the Borg around the time of TNG's "The Neutral Zone."

As the green blood trickled down the Romulan's face, Doctor Crusher scrambled for the dermal regenerator.

No matter how many times the Enterprise shook from Borg weapons fire, Doctor Beverly Crusher's bored expression wasn't going anywhere.

This was not a good week for Beverly Crusher.