Nope, I’d say “eat a dick, son!”

Van Morrison is absolutely a dick. A older friend of mine vacationed in England and wound up in the same restaurant. Knowing already that you can’t actually ask him for anything — autograph, photo — when he approached Van to say he was a lifelong fan, the screamed response was, “I’m not ‘on’ all the fucking time!”

I’ll not have you speak of El Guapo that way, sir.

+2nds.

Nick Young as the victim?

I’m now convinced the phony deflategate “investigation” was merely a ruse to deflect attention from the NFL’s concussion scandal.

Goodell and his inner circle are probably the most inept bunch of shitheads ever to run a major US business.

Somehow scoring runs later in the game makes you worse than scoring them early? Got it, great logic

More than I can count, but none of the others involved my favorite team winning a game in a still-competitive-at-the-time championship series

So. Much. Salt.

The Royals met Noah at his office. For some reason, he didn’t show up.

I thought the Royals effectively settled this when they utterly pantsed the Mets in the World Series.

I really think we should take the NFL at its word here. In fact, let’s prove their point: we put Roger in a football helmet, then hit him in the head with a sledgehammer 255 times. It won’t cause any long-term effects, right? Everyone okay with this? Great, let’s get on it!

Your off ramp:

link.

It’s often reported that Kasich is a raging maniac who spits when he screams.

“On accident” is childspeak.

Eh, I’m not big on allowing the young to dictate grammar. “On accident” is a fairly new and very American usage, prevalent among young people. Prevalence, much like volume, doesn’t confer legitimacy. Proper usage is either the adverbial form or with the preposition, “by”. I'm planting a flag on this bullshit!

They do. And people frequently get cited for their part in them.

“By accident” or “accidentally”, not “on accident”.