Sigh.

Wait, we found someone more tone deaf than me?

"Old guys tend to get better at sports...it's science" -Roger Clemens

Is this drake person, how do I put this, shortbussy?

This is all they’ve talked about on WFAN for weeks. Fuck the Yankees and fuck corporate greed.

Trump?

Damon hit 2 home runs, one a grand slam in game 7 of the 2004 ALCS with the yankees.

I may not agree with your lack of opinion, but I'll defend to the death your right to possibly not have one.

There is no possible way he has not considered the evidence.

“She’s done nothing. She’s done absolutely nothing to further the success of the middle class. She jumps on the backs of people who she wants to be dependent on government. She needs these people to be dependent on her.”

Listen to your attorneys, druggie.

When he says this:

Well obviously, with this new information, the only responsible thing to do is either shut down all media entities or place them under strict government supervision. It’s not like there’s anything in the Constitution that would prevent that.

The security mind is simply incapable of realizing that the opposition may actually be intelligent. Any problem MUST be the result of leakage or betrayal.

Someone sounds a bit cranky. It’s not like he got bumped down to the bottom bracket. For all he knows, Bouhanni could have been framed... Man, these are all so weak.

If this happened to an nfl player, deadspin would call it a scary injury, and question why the sport was still around.

Know next to nothing about bike racing as a sport. But I do know now that if a race isn’t the only one everyone knows about, the rules are different and you can cheat as much as you want. Neat. Do you know what being technically illegal in a sport means? It’s illegal.

Speaking of #4, nearly everyone forgets that he had a drug addiction problem back in the 90s, namely painkillers.

Fuck board shorts “fighting.”

Is he not the coolest? Direct confrontation or shade, Obama gets it in.