“For you, the day a home run ruined your night was the most important day of your life. But for Mets fans... it was Thursday.”

There’s always the next game!

Huh?

And the Rangers got him for 5 years, $80M. Hope he fired his agent.

Chipper’s BA is 18 points higher career. Beltre didn’t make his first AS game until age 31 (though he finished 2nd in MVP voting in 2004).

Except not as tall or as hard throwing. Randy was such a beast. We’ll not see his like again for awhile I think.

Used to get baseball seams imprinted on my body from bouncing pitches and foul tips. And that was in college, and legion baseball. Not really a unique image you’re presenting there, dad.

It’s possible ESPN cut away from one of his at bats to show Bryce Harper instead because they were tired of having “n***er” chants pop up on their live broadcast.

But, there’s always that Greek parable about arrogance: Fuck the Cardinals.

You mean the fight his predecessor got us into? Oh, ya - JT should TOTALLY assume responsibility for fixing/ending that shit show.

Well he has the same economic advisors that Paul Martin did who was the last PM to not only balance the budget but to create a surplus.

Where does being killed by a sting ray or eaten by a grizzly fit in?

Worse than being killed by a tiger, ranked.

“Respect the unwritten rules of baseball”

But yeah, when he misses 28 shots why bothering to defend.

Lakers are going to need years to climb back into relevancy because of him.

It was definitely a historic game, but calling it great is a massive stretch. It was 2 sub-.500 teams playing in a meaningless game and Kobe averaged fewer points per posession than the leagues elite average as a TEAM. All he did was take an absurd number of shots.

“His entire career” in a game except.... you know, the rape thing, and the fact that the Lakers are going to need years to climb back into relevancy because of him.

He’s statistically very much inferior to Jordan. In the awards department he’s FAR inferior. Please stop.

Huh? His team couldn’t muster 20 wins. Aim low, hit low.