Sad Yankee fan?

KTLA did this story on Thursday?

Throwing 90 won’t get you a big league job, and with a running start, as seen here, the 105 gang has to number in the 1000s.

I’m talking about today. He’s 37. Texas extended him through 2018. He could barely walk at the end of last season.

Huh?

It’s New York, so it must be legendary.

Used to get baseball seams imprinted on my body from bouncing pitches and foul tips. And that was in college, and legion baseball. Not really a unique image you’re presenting there, dad.

So Heyward leaves the deep south only to find baseball’s most racist fans?

Dude you beat the Phillies!

Girls, cats don’t fucking care about you. Tiger whispering isn’t a thing. If your cat was big enough, it’d eat your head and puke on your Hello Fucking Kitty pajamas.

George W. Bush knew that, AND “My Pet Goat.”

Please stop referring to this woman as “musician.” Goodness, have you heard that shit?

Worse than being killed by a tiger, ranked.

I’m happy nothing next to nothing about it, because softball.

Update. It’s chick softball. No one care.

Bunting is illegal in softball.

But yeah, when he misses 28 shots why bothering to defend.

Dude was in full rape mode. Dam.

A “perfect Kobe game”?

Lucchino signing for sure, if ask me.