You have a supervisor for racism in your office?

nothin’ classier than slapping women with yer dick and shipping HGH to your wife, is there

Please do not insult Mr. Dilfer

I wonder if Bud will come out with a special run of beer that contains Peyton’s hgh-infused piss instead of the Clydesdale piss they usually use? Peyton’s dick has got to be easier to fit into the bottle.

In fact, I became actively annoyed that CBS kept trying to push the storybook angle on me. The fuck does Peyton Manning need MORE adulation for?

Budweiser works well to wash down the shit-taste. Welp, at least now he can have the HGH shipped directly to himself... IT’S MY WIFE’S AND I DON’T HAVE TO ANSWER SHIT BECAUSE HIPA.

Brady beat all their teams.

Man you guys are like jilted 13 year old girls with the Tom Brady stories. Sorry he never called you back.

Because Peyton Manning has never defeated anyone’s team.

After the endless misinformation, hand-wringing and ink spent for endless months about deflategate, why is this not a bigger story? It’s hardly being talked about - from what I’ve seen, anyway. Sports talk is primarily focused on Manning’s legacy if the Broncos lose.

HGH is never ever used for fertility treatments, even off-label. The only off-label use for it related to fetuses is for severely underweight fetuses, and it would be administered by an OB/GYN, not a rejuvenation clinic. IF Ashley was using it, it was for wrinkles, not a fetus.

I had already read the story. It's pretty clear Manning took HGH, not that it's too shocking in this day and age. Sly also obviously was dealing. These stories always get discreted, think Balco and Biogensis and then then out to be true...

Yeah, I didn’t give a shit about this story until this piece of news. I assumed it was true from the beginning, and I still didn’t give a shit. Manning’s older than I am and has a bad neck: I’ve got a bad back (though not even as bad as Manning’s neck), and I’d absolutely take HGH if I thought it would help me feel…

Well, I guess Peyton Manning’s reputation is ruined forever and he won’t make the Hall of Fame and fans will call him a cheater forever hahahahahahahahahahahahaha just kidding people only care when it’s baseball

If even half of this is true, then right now I kinda hope that Luke Kuechly breaks his fucking spine on Sunday.

There isn’t a point spread large enough to keep me from picking the Panthers now.

Look, Peyton might not be lying here. The fact that his forehead just grew another inch might just be a coincidence.

Might wanna drug test him. Denver kinda has a PED legacy.

Banging prostitutes, snorting HGH, GO PAYTON!