While I agree with your post about any make of vehicle being a POS if not taken care of, I have known a substantial number of people who have bought NEW VWs or BMWs and had significant problems with them (taken care of under warranty, of course).

Caldwell responded to the announcement with a stare into the middle distance.

That’s not Calvin Johnson in that picture. Aren’t you the same Deadspin writer who thought Kenny Smith was Greg Anthony?

Megatron, asked why he was retiring, responded, “I just don’t like the direction Michael Bay is taking with the franchise.”

Lol Adonis. Waiting until his boys hold him back to pretend like he wants Kovalev. He's scared since he knows Kovalev will pummel his face in. Nobody is falling for that.

C’mon HBO, True Blood is more believable than that...but has less boobs.

This dude must have attended the JJ Watt school of trash talk.

Max and his tiny fists of fury. Because fuck Max.

Without speculating to deeply, this kid is from Columbia, MD, a well-to-do suburb of Baltimore and DC. Affluenza season may soon be upon us.

Good Kinja right fucking there.

Excellent kinja.

You must be the new guy.

‘around 11 or 12 screws’

I feel his pain. I plan on watching the Super Bowl with 11 or 12 screwdrivers in my hand.

Apparently she was under pressure at some point.

Yeah, yeah. Anyway, what was the PSI?

Texas? No.

Let’s be clear about this: Serena Williams will be in the same boat as Barry Bonds and Lance Armstrong. The greatest athlete in a dirty, lawless era. In cycling’s case, basically it’s entire history.

If you think Von gets excited about farm animals now, wait until he learns to read.

Pretty funny stuff for a guy who was suspended for the first six games of the year.