Fun fact: Ian Mahinmi used a similar photoshop method to get a $64 million contract from Ernie Grunfeld.

shout out to the REAL MVP the rich mf’er who had season tickets to the 2 seats i sat in every game and only showed up to like 4 games the entire season

Of course Europe makes you better. Spend five minutes with anyone who studied abroad and they’ll tell you.

until the colonel removes the cheeto chicken sandwich, a restaurant will be destroyed every night. this i swear to you

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

There are too many belts. They’re a crutch right now. I even hate each brand having its own “world” title. One champion who goes show to show every couple pay-per-views. As you said, belts shouldn’t drive your stories, so a world champion not being around doesn’t hurt you that badly. 

I’d prefer if they tried the Radman Theory, meaning the entire franchise would ollie off a cliff. 

I never thought I’d live to see the day when Julius Randle and Recep Erdoğan were in an enemy-of-my-enemy-is-my-friend sort of deal, but here we are.

It really wasn’t a hard choice .

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

He’ll be fine, Denver's the perfect place to spark up a Bol.

Prince’s 2007 Super Bowl Halftime Show performance is the greatest Halftime show in Super Bowl history.

“Fuck no I’m not paying you for this. a) That was like 20 years ago and b) I said Big POPPA.”

He wants an M1?

Classic Reboot joke!

Ah. Thought it was a Clutch reference 

There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those that don’t.

I feel like a more appropriate headline would be “Does kawhi leonard want?”