This is fukken gold.

My dude can’t even tell time without having someone write it for him first.

The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that,” 

This is a killer comment.

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

“Oh calm down, it's just ketchup.”

Seeing lots of “I’m a Yankees fan, but...” and “I hate the Red Sox, but...” on the internet tonight. Cool, man, you don’t want the human beings who arbitrarily wind up playing for teams in a different geographic location than you to literally die. Awesome, that’s very noble.

I cannot answer to the music, but on the Marlins roster? Yes.

I am from Philadelphia. And I used to work with a guy from Swansea. The two of us would have a conversation on the phone. And then text each other the important details of the conversation to each other. I once spent 20 minutes walking around his neighborhood looking for a “sandwich-rie”. I thought “sandwich-rie” was…

Todd Frazier is an adult man, and not a dumb child

I’m glad he didn’t include the picture where he’s fucking the pancake.

The only way it could go. Pope Thrower, the image of someone throwing a pope or multiple popes, is just inherently funny. Jizyah Shorts....eh. I get it. I remember the Lonely Island thing. But it’s really not the same thing. 

I’ve learned more about baseball listening to Jessica Mendoza talk than I did from 30 years of other assholes doing it.

Old Testament, gotcha. Sorry I misunderstood.

Meh.

@LolKnicks is still alive! Ahahahahahaha!

And I think that if this is the best devil’s advocate argument against Zion (and I think it probably is), it just reinforces that he’s the best draft prospect since Davis.

Why do we still use Eddy Curry when Anthony Bennett is by far a better example?