Literally the second he came out in support of the Sixers I knew we were finished *sigh*

I have no idea why he would be furious but am giving you a star just for reminding me of how glorious it is when that happens.

That ball spent so much time on the rim Derek Jeter just proposed to it

Avoid the bookings, beloved.

I dunno, I just saw KD have a possibly career-altering leg injury and Kyrie shoot under 40% in the postseason. Can’t say I’ve ever felt more confident they’ll be Knicks

Hi!!!!!!! 👋🏻I appreciate the kindness. Also, I still work here. 

I think since many staff members are disgusting city dwellers without cars, and since I am older than many of them and have been driving for a long time, and also since I have a camera on the back of my car, I win.

Only acceptable if you’re at a public urinal.

Hotter, righter take: Anyone who likes college sports is a bad and weird person.

He was the nWO’s third man.

Don’t forget Piers Morgan. Make it more of a poltergeist haunting for him if you can.

I got hit with a fire drill by a client at work today and couldn’t make it to see the game. I don’t think I’ve ever been simultaneously more elated and more disappointed over a game I didn’t watch.

COOOOYYYYSSSS!!!!!!!

Lucas Legend!!! And Billy can say what he wants, but Llorente played his part in two of those goals. COYS!!!

Fantastic result!! So happy. Now, let’s buy some players this summer! Build on this.....

I can’t remember the last time I had a sports moment like this. All the years supporting them (yes, before “big six”) are now worth it. Unreal.

Tottenham fans are very familiar with Jizyah Shorts

I love Mike Breen. He’s very good at his job. I’d take him over Marv Albert (but probably not Kevin Harlan, who’s fantastic).

Minute by minute in every single game, Jackson and Van Gundy whipsaw back and forth between loudly proclaiming that every single light stray touch in the world should be called a foul and that dudes taking each out in the air is just good hard playoff basketball. The only rhyme or reason is to be contrary.