Benoit...Balls
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1/9/20
12:35 PM
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I am a firm believer in the theory that when Wayne Ellington signs with, or is traded to, a new team, that 29 other players who are just as irrelevant actually move in unison. Read more

11/20/19
11:21 AM
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I’m a bit of a QOTSA stan, but I truly believe ...Like Clockwork is a VERY underrated album. Great concept, tremendous guests, and probably Josh Homme’s writing/singing since Rated R.

11/18/19
3:05 PM
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I’ll start by saying your Kanye list is butt. Like... a whole butt. Breathe In, Breathe Out and Get Em High are the worst songs on Dropout by leaps and bounds, and there’s nothing you can say to convince me otherwise. Read more

11/15/19
12:03 PM
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Iron Man 2 is the one MCU movie I actually walked out of. It was so goddamn disappointing, and I’m putting that lightly as a massive Iron Man fanboy. Read more

11/8/19
2:03 PM
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If Kinja dies, then how will I validate myself every morning as I go back and look at all the stars I have because my father never told me I was ever doing a good job? Read more

10/30/19
6:22 PM
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Not to get all sappy and shit, but I want to blame each and every person on that list, and the ones left off of it, for warping my sense of humor from my senior year of high school unto this very day. Read more

10/23/19
4:14 PM
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Despite being incredibly sad since the CL Final, and for literally all of the 2019-20 campaign, it’s been fun as hell watching Sterling ascend to the level he’s currently at. It’s flat out insane to see what Pep’s done to make him what (I assume) every Englishman and/or City fan’s wet dream was from the start. 

10/23/19
1:55 PM
5

One thing that constantly kills me whenever I watch Mbappe play is knowing my default reaction to watching his on-field pace is, “Damn, I wonder what his 40 time would be?”

10/23/19
11:41 AM
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Have you watched all of The Chef Show with Roy Choi and Jon Favreau? It’s the only true crossroads of celebrity chefs and Hollywood celebrities that’s actually been out of its own ass. Read more

10/16/19
3:34 PM
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The last two years have been incredibly painful, almost solely because there’s been no signs pointing to anything but constant wheel-spinning. Berhalter has absolutely no ambition to be experimental at all, and like you said in the beginning of the piece, it’s making what was a promising youth movement regress in Read more

10/15/19
2:28 PM
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Best minimum wage job I ever had was in college as an extra set of hands in a furniture warehouse throwing trash/boxes into a compactor. The hours were pretty rough, but I just threw headphones in, and worked 40 hours a week pressing a button. Read more

10/13/19
11:54 AM
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This isn’t the first time, and not nearly the last, that fans in that stadium will be confused and disappointed. Read more