I’m going to the grave with these HOT TAEKS, but:

This is blasphemy. 

I’m a bit of a QOTSA stan, but I truly believe ...Like Clockwork is a VERY underrated album. Great concept, tremendous guests, and probably Josh Homme’s writing/singing since Rated R.

I’m not even a Hawks fan, and I hope you’re wrong about them this season.

This is true.

Despite being incredibly sad since the CL Final, and for literally all of the 2019-20 campaign, it’s been fun as hell watching Sterling ascend to the level he’s currently at. It’s flat out insane to see what Pep’s done to make him what (I assume) every Englishman and/or City fan’s wet dream was from the start. 

One thing that constantly kills me whenever I watch Mbappe play is knowing my default reaction to watching his on-field pace is, “Damn, I wonder what his 40 time would be?”

Have you watched all of The Chef Show with Roy Choi and Jon Favreau? It’s the only true crossroads of celebrity chefs and Hollywood celebrities that’s actually been out of its own ass.

The last two years have been incredibly painful, almost solely because there’s been no signs pointing to anything but constant wheel-spinning. Berhalter has absolutely no ambition to be experimental at all, and like you said in the beginning of the piece, it’s making what was a promising youth movement regress in…

Best minimum wage job I ever had was in college as an extra set of hands in a furniture warehouse throwing trash/boxes into a compactor. The hours were pretty rough, but I just threw headphones in, and worked 40 hours a week pressing a button.

This isn’t the first time, and not nearly the last, that fans in that stadium will be confused and disappointed.

You should be watching NXT, too. If the WWE deserves any of your viewing, it should be that show. They’ve been killing it since the move to USA. 

Not joking when I thought they’d give King Corbin the ultimate heel rub by having him take the strap off Kofi, only to lose it immediately to Bork.

Both Kofi and Seth, your champions, have been made to look like putzes most of the time.

Before I air my grievances, I’ll lead off with: Fuck Tyson Fury with a barbed wire bat.

The biggest difference that I’ll be curious to see work through every Wednesday is to see how AEW’s mid-card talent develops in ring compared to how NXT’s promos/vignettes progress.

If that’s how you feel about their heads, definitely don’t google Kofi Kingston’s chest.

I think you’re putting a bit too much into the “legends” being a massive part of the draw. Austin, Flair, Foley, and Taker still get huge pops (Angle is on the fringe of that, but his retirement run was fun), but I think the product they’ve been putting out there since Mania has been getting better and better each…

If you look at the ads that run on Raw or Smackdown you know who I’m talking about - KFC, Snickers, I think Gillette used to be a sponsor back in the day, I know Stridex was years ago.

If that happens, it makes his reign so much more insignificant than it should be. If he drops the belt in a marathon (which I’m still not totally sure Brock is still equipped to do), at least he gives it up decently.