Oh my God I want to see them play together even two minutes a game

“For the 76ers ... they’re shooting their shot!”

Word out of Washington is that their plan was always to have him be John Steel Slats anyway.

Give up, always give up.

That’s fucking disgusting. Think about how many times the Knicks have taken a big, fat dump on that court.

Maybe De Jong is his own man and trying to fit him into any of the three great player molds (two of which no longer in the league), in a team that doesn’t play for Pep anymore, is completely senseless.

My draft was in before he tweeted that and now I'm very sad that we couldn't include it.

Two writers owed money to Placido Polanco.

This is what happens when you ask Penny for his thoughts. 

Y’all, keep in mind that the check was $1,000 for THREE WEEKS of pay. A nigga can’t even make over $300 a week without raising suspicion. 

Do they have to give the money back?

a crummy commercial.

Talk about a forgettable joke.

It is entirely possible all of this is a blip, that the Jaguars offense will return to being merely mediocre, and that’ll be enough for another deep playoff run.

Christopher Nolan: [cums]

Luckily, they only had to put him on the 3-day DL.

Only 295 years until your moniker makes sense. I admire your sticktuitiveness in the face of relentless peer pressure.

“The NFL rule forbids players from sitting or kneeling if they are on the field or sidelines during the national anthem, but allows them to take a knee if they’re attempting to catch a ball that Ryan Tannehill has bounced ten fucking yards in front of them.”

No sympathy for Russia.

Croatia would’ve never been able to field a team had Russia not gotten involved in that Sarajevo imbroglio with that alliterative Scottish dance-pop band in June 1914.

Tough shits, guys!