After what he went through this season, I’m guessing he’s extremely disinterested in further heel turns.

With both Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo out of the tournament, this makes Marouane Fellaini the best player left in the World Cup. 

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I thought I was the only one who had ever used blue curacao as a mixer, but here we are!

No drink epitomizes college for me more than 99 Bananas.

A handy balk flowchart in text form.

I buy their dried mango then eat the whole pack on the way home. Everything else is worthless.

I’m not sure that Lillard and McCollum can play worse than they did last night, and they still almost won. Tondo played the best game of the last several seasons and his team almost lost. The pelicans are not going to win this series, let alone easily.

Wow, Vlad Sr. was within 30 feet of the pitch and didn’t swing?

Will Grigg’s on fire, Kyle Walker had a shocker

Oh ho ho, but words CAN do it justice my friend. Remember when John Salley used to post on Deadspin?

Reminder: United has scored more goals than Arsenal at this point even without Sanchez.

Narrator: It was not a consolation

So far, the only athletes that have qualified under IOC regulations are Ryom Tae Ok and Kim Ju Sik, a pair of figure skaters. 

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

That is the face of a man who has just ordered Derek Jeter a gift basket.

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

The true Muerte Peluda...Colby and Lillian!

Oliver is ours the smaller darker juan

My 6-month-old Shihtzu, Aubrey.