This is Danny. My wife and I adopted her about 2 months ago. She’s a pointer, pit bull, Chihuahua, German Shepherd and a bunch of other things mix. She’s super high energy and can be pretty damn annoying at times, but she’s mostly great

My giant Great Dane puppy and my old cocker mix.

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Trophies aren’t miracles, they’re the whole fucking point. Spurs are by far the best team in England to not win anything. Not the League itself, the League Cup, the FA Cup, the Europa League, nor the Champions League.

Butch Huskey hit one of the farthest homers I’ve ever seen in person - into the 600 level at the Vet. A majestic donger.

This.

Thank you. It’s exhausting trying to explain to people that it’s peak hurricane season so of course there are going to be hurricanes during a busy season.

I remember too. I remember too.

Those socks, man. Whenever I see someone with the high socks, I always say, “Just like Kerry Kittles, huh?”

Nowadays, I usually just get back, “Who’s Kerry Kittles,” but still, I remember. Dammit, I remember!

Kerry Kittles.

I feel like Rod Beck would have gotten along well with Jim Tomasula.

Nothing wrong with a good ol’ Monday drunk. I’d never hold that against anyone.

Unlike Barry he didn’t let it all go to his head.

You don’t roll up in your regular ride when you’re about to commit a senseless homicide. You get a car that you can ditch quickly and walk away from clean.

“What happened was we were a yard away from winning another Super Bowl.”

Fathers be good to your ballers

Wayward Hayward heads M-A-ward

Wimbledon Announcer: Hope is the thing with feathers.

she died doing what she loved: whipping things into shape

Born from the cream, die by the cream. That’s what my grandma always says.