A whole lot of fuckin’ bike riding.

Listen, we can all enjoy Dicky jacking as many dongs as he wants, but deep down we know that shaft wouldn’t be worth a sack of balls against the Big Unit.

How come all the guys named “Goddamn” are stuck sitting in the upper deck? And why are their surnames always space-related?

Man, when Pearce finds out about this, he’s gonna be

Lawyer: We’re going to get to the bottom of this.

God, I couldn’t imagine how embarrassing that must have been. I mean, being identified as, “RealMarlinsFan”? Just kill me.

Pretty ridiculous the guy is a professional actor and butchered that Gammons tweet

The opening ceremony will be quite the spectacle. There won’t be a dry eye in the house, as conjunctivitis increases tear production.

I did that once. (Recorded a decent video in landscape mode.)

“It must really suck to be friends with Gilbert Arenas.”

First off let me start off by saying “ All Praise Due To The Most High.”

“ Take Charge. Take Action.”

In a case like Dywane and the Heat’s relationship going sour, it’s always important to ask ywh.

I’m just kidding, no one remembers where they were when the wall fell (I was six) and the moon landing was fake. This is real history.

Geno Auriemma must be super mad that she did something before he could.

Plumbing Fittings, Ranked By JR Smith:

Better work rate than Sterling.

Can’t wait until they sign Dwight Howard and finally build a team to take on the 2010-11 Heat.

maybe all of those guys are knowledgeable in tax law and will really use that to get under Messi’s skin?