Well, I hear ADHD is almost nonexistent at Hitler Schools.

Derek Jeter: That is how you take your licks.

Tyler: Mom, I know I disappointed you with this embarrassing scandal.

It is a true delight to hear such disparate accents say “Arcidiacono”

it’s time to start applauding the big-time programs that have found ways to take the academics out of college.

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

It also wasn’t written today, fwiw.

The sun shines brightly into Tim Marchman’s virtual office, his shiny face and glimmering mane a beacon of hope to millions who are questioning the direction we are taking. Billy Haisley takes his seat, eager to make his case.

Their academics may be in freefall, but there’s no denying the massive growth in Wisconsin’s Greek system.

The lesson, as always: never tweet.

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

The Aristocrats!

Just like Oscar, this will never get old.

I’m glad the other guy took the W, if only because i have no idea how to pronounce Wgwiazdowski

If you think that's funny, you should see Trump try and palm a basketball.

I’m surprised. He sounds more like an axe murderer to me.

I’m surprised the Spanish announce table was still standing after a slam like that.

You guys, I’m pretty sure the reason he got a talking to from the Mounties was because his online threat wasn’t bilingual.

This is the one time when Italians throwing bananas on the field would be acceptable.