Similarly, when the Sixers traded Shawn Bradley to the Nets for Derrick Coleman, DC said he was happy with the missionary’s position.

KIT SYMONS: We’re going to try to catfish the players.

originally from the Middle East and has Arabic writing throughout.

I hate to be that guy but you spelled it wrong up above, it’s S-T-R-I-C-K-L-A-N-D, Rod.

27 errors, 187 strikeouts, and a .674 OPS turned him into the biggest leper on this year’s free agent market.

That sounds impressive until you know I once took a shot in my underwear without removing my pants. I think I was 16.

God, how I have wanted to fling a basketball at Chris Paul’s head. I already loved Boogie, now I somehow love him more.

Let’s watch some goddamn 40-yard dashes

That’s terrible. If they want to talk about the Chicago Police Department totally shitting themselves over this investigation, they should’ve gone with a Chipotle sign.

and what’s the point of language if not to efficiently convey meaning?

I don’t know Cole Hampton from David, but it used to be that when you paid your hard-earned American money, you received goods and/or services in return. He really got burned here. But on the bright side, it certainly sounds like Hampton has something special with his wife, Heidi, in that she was open to watching a…

The backstory to this custom Camaro can be found on Jezebel with the title: “Evil boyfriend causes sweet young lady to get calluses on her hands from hammer”

Should be a great day for him.

But if people start assuming I’m a Nets fan I’m going to be pretty bummed.

See? This is what happens when you divert money from athletics to unnecessary programs like music and art!

Not to be outdone, Adrian Peterson declared his love for Ipswich Town.

I mean. They know right? Like, they know that when they hop on the recruiting trail to convince some kid named GRAYSON to come to Duke they are throwing gasoline on the fire right?

Chris O’Donnell is still the worst Dick Grayson, but Allen is closing the gap fast.

I, for one, welcome our eventual Luke Walton overlord.