That’s because Arsenal will beat Arsenal.

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And to think that this is merely the first of two interviews the Cowboys require before signing a player.

Luckily, Olsen’s wife will never see this.

And here I thought I’d have to wait until the game to see a statue repeatedly knocked over.

I hope they get Mike Fratello; headline: “Suns Turn to White Dwarf”

“Two guys that I’m super close with and it’s sticky, man.”

It reportedly happened at Sotto Sotto in Yorkville. Ironically, Sotto Sotto is Italian for, “What the fuck did you say about my mother?!”

Ouch. Oooof. Why the hell you busting my balls like this?

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

#WhiteLivesCantJump

There’s something intoxicating about sitting down on an unusually warm November night with a good book, your friends from church, and a pitcher of grape kool-aid.

If you think that’s ferocious, wait until you see Jason Whitlock dunk the nuggets.

“The best freelance sacks are made of burlap.”

After the game, Cardinals president Bill DeWitt III said, “At first, walking onto the ice was a little odd. But it gave me a chance to know what it is like to be Tony LaRussa.”

Or he’s trolling Jason Pierre-Paul.

Typical millennial. All meme meme meme.

IF YOU HAVE A PARTIALLY TORN LCL, COACHES MAY MAKE YOU PLAY.

He’s not even wearing a turtleneck. smh

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