Interviewer: Now that you are retired, are you concerned about CTE?

“You’re too old to be yelling!”

+1 askew eyebrow

If Cleveland is going to cut everyone who didn’t show up then next year’s roster is going to be Joe Thomas, Gary Barnidge and 51 people plucked from the stands.

I’m from Philly. I’ve been through adversity my whole life.

Jim Tomsula’s camp, meanwhile, is removing its tent from the Levi’s parking lot.

- Deadspin, December 9th, 1980

Better Geno Atkins come in your face than Pacman Jones shoot all over your back.

♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

My life achievements, ranked

He meant that in terms of hygiene not in terms of poor sportsmanship. They wear the same damned pair of underwear day after day.

Well, we know it’s not beer.

Why would anyone get a tattoo of Mikhail Gorbachev’s birthmark?

FUN FACT: Due to religious-based dietary restrictrions, none of these athletes can eat Donald Trump.

LSU thought they had the budget to give Fisher everything he needed to be successful, but the cost of relocating the entire Tallahassee police department to Baton Rouge proved to be prohibitive.

“Everyone, our new coach is only 440 miles away”

Stanisclasse always struggled in one-round fights.

Well, Stan was class, now he is just another stiff.

30 years from now, people will ask where you were on November 30th, 2015, when the Ravens beat the Browns, and the entire world will say:

Site’s down. It appears Kobe bricked the Players’ Tribune, too ...