Every pitcher has been wearing opposite caps for some reason. Another detail that makes these unis look even worse. 

The first thing that popped into my head when news broke about this was, “Damn, Gargano is never getting called up, now.”

Heh. 

Legitimately shocked Vince didn’t name one of these teams the Roman Reigns.

That would actually be way better.

Please... enlighten us with your own club names.

I knew he had the whole package the first time I saw him do a kip-up with his hands still in his pockets. 

I’m a pro-Cassidy guy, but like this post says, it’s all about balance with his gimmick and his skill. He could potentially have some great chemistry with dudes like Darby Allin, or Jungle Boy, or MJF, as a yin & yang booking.

Great... Angel Hernandez is shapeshifting. 

1. Jesus H. Tap-Dancing Bike-Riding Fucking Christ

Neither Sterling, Jesus, or Dendoncker reacted to the goals with the sheepishness of someone who knows they’d gotten away with something. Neither West Ham’s or Leicester’s defenders turned to remonstrate with the referees for failing to flag the offside/handball.

Is it weird I’m just happy to see that it wasn’t a White Claw?

Don’t get me wrong, I love the Ndombele signing, but I don’t buy anything else. It’s week until the window closes, and they’ve done nothing but dance around any other moves.

Is it, though? Is it a bad take because even Mauricio Pochettino doesn’t even know when, or with whom, negotiations are being made with?

The only response I have to this as a Tottenham fan is: fuck Daniel Levy.

Kinda disappointed Oddibe McDowell isn’t on this list, or at least whoever is still receiving his water bill. 

Well, yeah... of course that’s amazing. 

The reactions to LeBron’s excitement is one of the reasons why I wish I didn’t go on Twitter so much.

More so for the level of excitement he played with. He obviously wasn’t quite the generational talent Griff was, but had a similar career path with a lot of promise and not the payoff everyone was hoping for.

I grew up a Giants fan, and spent 25 years spending every Sunday planted in front of a TV watching this team if I had the chance. For the last two seasons, I’ve cumulatively watched maybe three entire NFL games because I just gave up on the league.