Heat Twitter is BLOWING UP with people going in on Mark Cuban and digging up the deadest horse of the ‘06 Finals.

That is literally what I said. 

I think the talent is deeper than you’re giving it credit for. The problem is that the weekly shows are dominated by the same 12-15 people being recycled into different feuds.

As already stated in a few of these comments, these two guys having nearly unlimited creative control is the best scenario. With as much talent that exists on this roster (not siding with anything Seth Rollins has said on twitter lately), the dozen-ish people getting legitimate pushes each week is troubling.

Not necessarily a story about food preparation, but in my sophomore year of college, my roommate and I almost came to blows because one of us finished the butter without telling the other.

Being as a “Julius Randle with hops” could feasibly turn the 21 & 8 he averaged this season into 25 & 10, plus a decent increase in blocks, I’d say it’s decent praise for a kid just coming into the league.

C’mon, Barry, you know the answer to this question. It’s in his name...

It sounds to me that the Mets need some sort of centering, stabilizing force to enter the clubhouse. Which leads to the one and only true solution:

I’m still 99% sure he somehow didn’t get wet during that performance. 

PORTLAND Grade: ?. Did they steal Nassir Little, or was Little’s a legitimate slide? Here’s your answer: You spend too much time on things like this and really need to start getting more regular doses of Vitamin D. Also, if possible, try dating.

I’ll love the guy forever. One of those people in entertainment I can legitimately say I “grew up with.” His SNL David Ortiz appearances were wonderfully dumb, and his LaVar Ball stuff also got some chuckles from me.

Nice try, Mr. Fury.

If I had to take a wild guess, probably lots of zeroes... and ones... 1001001101001101001100010100.

Don’t forget that he’s also an anti-Semite and a sexist douche.

Last name “Ever,” first name “Corniest.”

This was my favorite tweet from postgame last night...

Every reaction I’ve seen denouncing this performance just seems like the sports equivalent of, “Let me speak to your manager.”

Can’t wait to see what KD’s burner name is this time...

This is a solid joke. 

Are we at the point yet where we consider Denzel Curry a top guy in the game? ZUU is INCREDIBLE.