That top clip with the crossover, shimmy, and brick made me so furious it made my brain wrinkle.

Ya know that saying about double-edged swords? It applies here. 

I would’ve gone through the five stages of grief had VAR not corrected that end result. Only difference is that I’d be drunk at work right now due to the depression stage, and I constantly live in the state of accepting that “Spurs gunna Spurs.”

Luckily for us (speaking purely for Spurs supporters), UEFA hasn’t changed that rule yet. 

I think you’re reading a bit too far into this, man. Even for Billy’s sake, and my incessant trolling (whether kinja’d, or not) of the pieces he writes, I think it’s an <insert any other club here> situation.

Manchester City didn’t “deserve” to beat Tottenham yesterday, and had Raheem Sterling’s goal stood, it would’ve been an injustice.

Okay, okay... I get it. I’m a bad person who enjoys bad things.

Yeah. You’re right.

Is it bad that I maybe marked out just a little bit when Enzo and Cass crashed the G1?

No, but I have broads there, and Sherman didn’t either.

I love this joke. So. Much.

Well, if Kermit Sprinkles couldn’t survive, then I’m betting the house on General Booty, or I will burn Atlanta down to the ground. 

That first clip is clearly from 1982, but I didn’t see Bossy, or Trottier, anywhere.

He finally has a Future to look forward to. 

Eh, I can’t really get mad at AB for the commercial. Is it self-serving? Sure. But, they did the same thing for Jeet when he hung it up, and I got all weepy. Whatever.

I was in high school during that 2006 championship run, and I remember sitting in the courtyard with my friends before class every morning talking shit about Wade and Shaq. I was (still am) a Nets fan, and felt the littlest bit robbed after they took us out in the semifinals.

Dalé.

Gunna miss this guy. Dirk and Co. gave me the most satisfying NBA moment of my life when they beat LeBron/Wade/Bosh in that 2011 Finals. I despised that team with every fiber of my being, and he took them down one fadeaway and in-traffic finger roll at a time.

Other than Bill Simmons, you might be the only person on the planet who misses Paul Pierce.

This is good kinja.