“DAMN.”

I started laughing as soon as the ref fell out of the ring. I knew Rollins would go back to the lowblow after his short interview on Raw last week. It, somehow, didn’t feel as cheap as the ones Styles/Nak traded last summer. 

Honestly, other than Kofi winning and Hawkins breaking the streak in the pre-show, my favorite part of the night was Heyman walking out during Hulk’s poses.

That’ll never happen. He’s a McMahon by proxy, he does what he pleases.

The only way the rollup seems legit, is the idea that Ronda progresses the story with the mindset that, “Becky didn’t actually beat me, she got lucky.”

Three good things from last night:

Pretty sure if I’m settling with the fact that I’m eating McDonald’s in the first place, I don’t exactly care what I’m drinking with my meal.

I think what you’re missing here is that both Bret and Natalya have spent most of their lives expecting things like this to happen, even if it’s kayfabe. So, someone running in the ring, as part of a worked shoot had to be in the back of their minds the whole time.

Yeah... I’m also guilty of playing the crap outta that remix today.

Nah.

Seriously... the McChicken (no mayo, add Mac sauce) is the only thing outside of fries and sweet tea that I order.

I honestly can’t think of a time where I’ve had a Halo Top ice cream, and then immediately thought, “That was worth the four bucks I paid for it.”

I know it’ll never happen, but a Batista squash with an ensuing storyline of Trips trying to annihilate him by proxy would be fun. Until Batista’s knees fall victim to Thanos and turn to dust.

This is incredible.

I should follow this up by saying:

I honestly can’t remember a time where we’ve had three people be SO over at the same time headed into Mania (and Miz isn’t far off during this surprisingly good feud with Shane). It’s been pretty incredible, despite the clunky last month of the Ronda/Becky/Charlotte storyline.

KER-MIT SPRINK-ULLS!

This is the best kind of dumb.

General Booty is Final Four material, unless Rick Pitino finds a way to screw this up. 

I never said the Thunder would win, or even come close to it, I just said I can’t wait for the entertainment levels of that potential series.