Because Russ.

The fact that the Warriors are ascending into their ultimate heel form right before the postseason is just the best thing possible. If we get legit heat for the Dubs, and they give us the dream first round matchup of them versus Russ and the Thunder, then the world might implode from the weight of this entertainment.

Heel KD is a way more entertaining version of KD.

I’d say the Raw Tag Titles are up there in the running purely because they’ve mistreated The Revival in their run with the belts, and the last few reigns (with Roode & Gable and AOP) has been less than stellar.

We can lump pre-show in there. The cruiserweight title has to mean something by this point, right?

Just the idea of being stuck in a mob of 70k wrestling fans in any city, at any time of day, sounds so horrific.

This would kill the hype for the NXT Takeover event every year, which in Vince’s eyes might sound terrific, but the fans would lose their minds.

Are we taking O/U on how long Mania will actually last this year? I don’t think I can handle another 9 hour show, especially since Michael Cole has seemed overly shouty the during the buildup.

I would understand what would make you think that, but to my knowledge, Kim was not my grandfather.

Watching that goal trickle in on Sunday, especially after Alderweireld played such a great match, was the biggest kick in the balls I think I’ve ever experienced as a Spurs fan.

If Voltaire Casino doesn’t win, we* riot.

I had a camp counselor when I was 9, or 10, who used to bring a Vidalia onion with her lunch every single day. Would peel it and eat it like an apple. 

Such a shame.

Last I checked, Tom Izzo was still the coach of Michigan St., so, seems like a logical next step. 

As someone who watched Major League for the umpteenth last night, I can assure you that I do not want to see Peter Angelos naked.

My pops found out he’s cancer free today. Let’s drink.

This hurts the deepest parts of my soul.

One of the nicest ballparks I’ve ever been to is a minor league park. I think it was for an exhibition game since the Red Sox were in town, but that was a helluva day in Baltimore. 

Freddie Kitchens is my new spirit animal.

Why do you hate fun, bro?