Voltaire Casino is such a powerful name.

I am just waiting for the last week, or so, before the playoffs begin where Kyrie just straight up talks about how butt the rest of his team has been*, name by name, down the stretch. Then, almost poetically, he gets hurt and they cruise to the ECFs.

Man, my dad would never make it as a head coach of a mid major college basketball team.

Yeah, he’s a headliner when he actually shows up, but Heyman is the reason he carries the weight he does in the business. 

In my freshman year of college, I had three different roommates:

There’s a C right there at the end of it, dummy.

And it’s kinda worked, but it should’ve been the goal from the offset to make Rousey seem reckless and indestructible. Letting her talk to combat the Becky suspension/injury stuff just seemed so clunky.

Would be interesting to see if the WWE would make that sorta push for Ronda to make her stay with the company. They’d have to put two more people in the ring even more green than her, but it’d be a helluva match to see two stables fight for one name. 

Might be the worst top of the card mic worker the business has ever seen. Literally have to mute her any time there’s a mic in her hands.

Charlotte and Becky have been nothing short of outstanding in the buildup from the Rumble to this point. Ronda, well, if she left after dropping the belt, I don’t think her void would be as large as many think it would be.

This is one of my favorite beers, purely for the fact that it got me into the style, and I only bought it because I was dog-sitting a Jack Russell. 

Which is why Witten un-retiring is great.

Two scenarios for his immediate future:

Nah. 

Absolutely. Both that play and the one Zion picked up his fourth foul were both flops.

It was a flop, just like the call on his fourth foul.

The whole second half was full of blown calls. That was not one of them.

Counterpoint: nah. 

This bent my brain, but now I want it. 

I love this so very much.