He pressed the action, but he didn’t land anything. Fury was tagging him with the left jab pretty consistently throughout the first four rounds.

And with that touchdown pass, Odell passes Nathan Peterman for 45th most in the NFL this season.

I’m still trying to figure out which fight Rochin was watching. He had the fight for Wilder at 7 to 5, including each of the first three rounds. Look at this nonsense...

The Rondo/Paul fight is legitimately one of my favorite moments in the span of me watching professional basketball, but I’ll be damned if that dude calling 911 for the hard pick isn’t the most [/insert Silky Johnson voice] punk-ass, bitch-ass, trick-ass thing to ever happen on a basketball court in the history of time.

Christian Hackenberg should be proud of himself: he went from a second round pick and immediate bust in the NFL, to a second round pick and immediate punching bag for Mike Singletary in a league run by a visionary like Bill Polian.

Outside of Griff, Beltre is/was my favorite non-Yankee ever. Just an all-around incredible player to watch.

THE SIGH OF RELIEF!

This is dumb and I love it so very much.

I can’t be alone in thinking this match would’ve been a whole lot messier.

Looks like the NFL’s front office really was listening when the Hall of Fame board said they were finding it harder and harder to breathe. 

Billy, I want to start this post by thanking you for not torching Spurs today for doing the Spursiest Spurring in a while against Inter.

Awesome!

The girl’s soccer coach had to resign in my senior year of high school because he allegedly asked one of the players, “Is your pussy too fat to run any faster?”

This is horrid. 

My Jewish grandmother was a saint, who maybe cursed once in my lifetime. She said “jackass,” and it was directed towards a man who used a horrible racial slur to demean a busboy.

I can’t wait for him to heel turn in next year’s Western Conference Finals, and reveal he’s been Sting the whole time.

This is all that matters:

Burrito War: starring Jason Bateman as Donald, and Michael Cera as Donald Jr.

There were a couple very good spots in that match that I was surprised Rousey could hit, being so green.