I had a gym teacher in high school, I actually took Basketball with him (that was the actual name of the class). It was an easy A, and it was literally just playing basketball for 90 minutes, three times per week.

Not a Trump supporter.

Less rooting for England, more so rooting for certain players to do well, most notably Harry Kane (as a Tottenham fan).

Since the US didn’t qualify, I want nothing more than to watch a Harry Kane-led English squad make a deep run in this tournament.

Up until that last line, all I could keep saying in the back of my mind was, “Yeah, but they’ll see that Trae Young can tie knots in his shoelaces faster than any other kid, and take him anyway.”

Saying it’s the worst thing I’ve ever ingested in my entire life would be selling it short.

I think the three worst combos I can think of are:

I never truly understood the hype behind LCD Soundsystem, but Dance Yrself Clean is what dreams are made of.

Fuck me sideways.

This. So much this.

That’s Oscar de la Hoya.

Davis and Holiday were great and everything, but we’re not even going to mention how Rondo looking like his ‘08 floor general self, might have been the key to the second half?

Until Kyle Lowry ditches his Kobe impersonations in fourth quarter playoff situations, I’m willing to bet they crash out in the second round.

Yet again, Louisville gets themselves fucked.

I (*pinkie up*) live in PGA National, it’s a goose.

Shit.

True Life: The Miami Marlins

As someone who lived in Boca for most of his life, I can’t say that I’m not surprised BRPD did nothing during this situation.

David Ortiz has won many awards named after Edgar Martinez. If he gets in before Edgar does, something is wrong.

If it’s any consolation, at least you didn’t just lose to Swansea.