I wrote a thing about my favorite songs this year. Go read it, or don’t, I don’t care... I’m not your dad.

This one hurts. This goofball is a big reason I paid for left field seats every game I went to.

This is so incredibly frustrating.

Can I get Daniel Radcliffe saying “poop” on loop, please?

That’s a shame, the booster club’s “He Said Schia-yes” t-shirts are non-refundable.

A jar of peanut butter. Then it sat in the car for an entire day in a parking garage without knowing it had spilt.

Miles and Maya in a doggo pile a few lazy Sunday’s ago.

If you didn’t vote for #4, take your dusty ass home.

The point I’m trying to make is that there’s literally no need to bring up this sort of non-sequitur trivia in this situation.

Did Dale Jarrett and Robert Yates know that?

Can you leave?

Honest to goodness, this is a serious question: how do you “spear” someone “gently?”

A-Rod.

I honestly believe Spurs have a better back line than United’s, but that’ll be settled Saturday.

I honestly believe that if the core (Kane, Dele, Eriksen) of this team hasn’t already asked to be sold by now, then I don’t see it happening any time soon...

MVP Baseball 04... I could never EVER get Matt Williams out. It was fucking impossible for me.

Uranus should be nowhere near the bottom.

Get fucked McAdoo. How about you stop calling draw plays on 3rd and 6.

Side note: fuck Jim Cantore.

Just speaking as someone who has lived most of his life in south Florida, I wouldn’t go as far as saying this is the “new norm.” It’s just like every hurricane season.