Sorry! is underrated here. I’ve literally seen relationships on the brink of destruction because of that game.

Huh... maybe Kyrie really was the problem with Cleveland.

“Sure, tell a story about tall boy who’d grown out of the pinstriped pajamas that Pharrell Williams designed for him”

Whenever I used to play Madden with my pops, he always chose the Panthers for some reason, and he only threw to Kevin Mangum. EVERY. SINGLE. DOWN.

Juggling baseballs and smoking a cigarette in the dugout.

Lucious Harris...

I’ve been a HUGE QOTSA fanboy for my entire adult life, and this album has furthered that. Fucking love Josh Homme going full Ginger Elvis and Iggy Pop Jr. on Villains.

I’m almost certain that John Skipper is one of those people who says “may mays.”

My name is Benoit, and I’m a slight idiot.

Yeah... I misspoke.

First off, I completely agree that OBJ shouldn’t have been on the field in the first place.

Oh, and double-fuck Ben McAdoo for having OBJ out there in the second quarter of a goddamn preseason game against what is, essentially, a field full of Madden generic created players.

I’m almost more upset that Jon Gruden tried to defend this tackle for [/insert Browns player I don’t know] than anything about the play itself.

I went to the game on Saturday night against the Rockies for shits and giggles. He hit a homer above the Budweiser deck, 468 feet. That’s HR Derby level power mashing in a full speed game.

Ah, gotcha.

I’m slightly confused, haven’t the Metrostars not existed for over a decade now, or am I missing an inside joke here?

I’m not saying he’s not. I’m just amazed at how much he’s actually worth, and how much Spurs got for Walker.

It’s going to be really fun watching Neymar not win any international hardware in the time he spends in Paris.

I think a Bones/Lesnar fight has about as good of a chance at happening as CM Punk coming back at next April’s Wrestlemania and ending Brock’s career.

Holy shit...