As Adrian Beltre approaches his 3000th hit, and almost assuredly being voted into baseball’s hall of fame, I just want to say that this is, without a doubt, the greatest moment of this man’s career.

If they dealt Ellsbury as part of the Stanton deal, they’d almost certainly pay the majority of his contract to sweeten the pot for the Marlins.

The way the last two PPVs have been booked, I’m dreading SummerSlam.

My favorite part about this whole meltdown is, if all the dominoes seem to fall where they seem to be falling, that JR Smith could be the focal point of this franchise in less than one calendar year.

“In this world, nothing can be said to be certain, except for death, taxes, and the Jaguars drafting terrible people.”

He’s fat. The joke is that he’s fat.

Can o’ corn for the gov...

So, I happen to work for a fairly large wine/beer/spirits chain currently. Within the last, I’ll say, three months we’ve received about 20-30 new roses to add to our shelves. I can also say that, without a doubt, 90% of them are absolutely dreadful.

Ryan Madson is still playing professional baseball?

I know Venus has had her ups and downs over the last few weeks, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen her hit the brakes like that before.

There were about a half dozen break points where I thought, “Hmm... Berdych may have Fed on the ropes.”

I miss Greg.

So, I had a bit of a health scare about a month ago, and as a result I’ve been changing my diet up a bit (with the occasional cheat day every other Friday).

Except for the fact that Tony Massarotti isn’t a white, middle-aged man who doesn’t work for Major League Baseball. Just a white, middle-aged Red Sox fan that thinks the entire CBA needs to be changed because his favorite team made a really, catastrophically bad signing.

No, but the Lord rests in the seventh inning.

I thought the Blackmon spot was awesome. He’s generally pretty aloof, but in the best way possible.

Except for the fact that Gallo is 28, and a proven consistent player in any environment he steps in to.

Great input.

Besides the botched frog splash on the table, it was a great spot.

Bird Rights Be Damned, Bird 2.0 Lands In Boston, Right?