Congratulations to Sissoko on his eventual fifth-place finish and Group Stage exit at the UCL!

Beltran, Nova, McCann, and Gardner all need a new home.

You really should have pulled the trigger when you had the chance, Frederic Weis.

Oh my lord, I hope that second tweet is true.

As a Yankee fan, I still can’t believe they made this deal. Not because Brian Cashman may have outwitted the Steinbrenners and Levine, but that the franchise might actually be preparing for the future.

You’re an awful person for not having seen Mean Girls.

Who better to take advice on taking less shots than Carmelo Anthony?

I’m fairly certain he’s the only person in the league capable of polar opposite home runs like that. From a golf tee shoe-scraper, to a moonshot.

Definitely a team filled with a buncha dogs, no cats.

Phillie Wap

Hi Fredi!

That's the beauty of it all.

When it comes to the LA thing, I’ll always be under this weird impression that that’s where everyone wants to go to make a name for themselves. Now that Kobe is gone, someone has to inherit that franchise, and I don’t see Brandon Ingram being that guy (nor D’Angelo Russell, or Julius Randle).

Being as I love how NBA free agency works, and how I literally sit around talking to buddies at bars about the infinite combinations of lineups that can come from the summer spending, here’s my absolutely batshit insane hypothetical for the next two summers:

Do what he did during the regular season and play exceptionally at the point and not Kobe-chuck threes while he's double-teamed.

Definitely not.

Oh, I know he was, which leads me to believe he’ll still find a way to chuck up 30-footers with 20 seconds on the shot clock and then shrug it off like he did it by accident.

Harden Hoops Camp 2016 Itinerary:

I look at Harry Barnes and Kyle Lowry, and I think to myself, “We might find a way to blow this.”