Is it just me, or does Ben sound kinda drunk?

I’d pay a decent amount of money to watch LeBron tend goal on some Messi free kicks.

Being as a good shitkicking happens every 2-3 months, or so, I’m not so sure this headline is accurate, Barry.

Not at all, especially since this was a joke about him disappearing after leaving Roma/the last World Cup.

Has anyone seen Michael Bradley since he left Roma? I don't think his flight ever landed.

Kyle Beckerman plays defense?

The first Bruins game in Boston after the Marathon bombing. When the crowd took over singing the National Anthem, I fucking lost it.

Because their fans have built a habit of throwing cups full off vomit and urine at opposing players when visiting the Azteca.

While Chile aren't necessarily the good guys, watching this match and seeing the utter destruction of El Tri was amazingly gratifying.

Oh, I’m published and everything, but I didn’t wanna teach or go to law school.

If my degree in History has taught me anything, it’s that I am gifted at picking fonts for resumes.

That dunk was so amazing, it made my knees buckle.

There isn’t one single athlete in the history of the world as revered as this man was.

One of the reasons I got so deeply into sports is because of a book my grandmother bought me when I was about 7 or 8. It was about the greatest athletes to ever compete in their respected disciplines.

Maybe he needs to instill some of that assholishness into Giancarlo Stanton so that he’ll stop swinging at pitches that bounce in the dirt three feet before home plate.

The man is a goddamn wizard.

What do you think it is?

Hang on, hang on, hang on... Wait...

I had to go to a wedding.

I’m so happy I had to leave watching this match at halftime, because I’m pretty sure that if I stuck around for the second, I’d be in prison for manslaughter.