As a Yankees fan, that punch will definitely be the best highlight of my season.

Timmy needs to be part of the Rio roster before he retires. He’s never been part of a gold medal squad.

He might have to get the hat redone to say, “Make Base on Balls Fun Again.”

Think of all the children at that game who will now have a crippling fear of wheelchairs.

You are the absolute blurst.

I didn’t know Future sponsored the Suns’ arena.

Why? Because I was 19 and making $1500+ every week on commission on top of my paychecks?

As a self-professed Ye stan, I have never had the want or need to buy, or wear, anything from his numerous lines.

Misery loves company, or something like that.

I want in.

I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t trying to think of some snide comment to post here, but I can’t get over how fucking cool that lead photo is.

Radiohead, like Tool, is a band that I understand the appeal of, but I just never “got.”

Bickerstaff Leaves Coaching Staff Due To Bickering Team; Dwight Howard Still Useless

Can they please cast Bill Murray as bizarro Gregg Popovich?

I should be furious about this result, especially since Tottenham still hasn't won at Stamford Bridge in my lifetime, but this season has been just wacky enough that having Leicester win as a product of that goal is almost okay with me.

When you guys go out and drink, who gets made fun of for ordering the biggest lady-part drinks?

These people are so ignorant. Everyone knows it's spelled F-L-A-V-O-R Flav, not Flava Flav.

That bicycle is definitely a more reliable option than the Yugo.

I am praying that somehow, some way the Giants find a way to sign him.

I truly believe Atletico can take the whole damn thing, even though they’re getting Bayern now. They do the best job at acclimating to their opponents, and Simeone is the most tactically sound manager left other than Pep.