This is clearly a product of the Lil B curse.

My grandfather passed away a few years ago from Alzheimer’s. He was a Yankee fan for most of his early life, but abandoned the team when Steinbrenner took over and tried to alienate Yogi Berra, who was his favorite player.

As a Giants fan, I offer my deepest sym... TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I was a sophomore in college at the time, it was after a party and I was mid-hook-up with the girl I was seeing at the time. We were making out, and she was on top of me.

I expect some sort of post about Slime Season, Leslie. Hy!£UN35 should be great if the tape was this good.

I’m putting money on Carly Fiorina leaping from her podium to Trump’s, and ripping his face off like a masked Scooby-Doo villain.

They really should take it seriously. Just look at all the wonders Europa has done for Tottenham the last few years...

Lighten up, Francis.

Makes sense to see his leg flopping around like that, Luke Shaw is 1/6th Italian.

Watching Pogba and Yaya in the middle will be tons of fun for two matches.

This is definitely a Madden screenshot, Barry. Everbank looks more than half full.

If he ends up in the Hall and Edgar Martinez doesn't, my entire childhood is a fallacy.

I was thinking the same thing based on the content of the tweets. I also have no idea if the phone numbers she posted are actually Melo’s.

Speaking of the Knicks, did I just completely miss you guys talking about Melo today, or have you not said anything yet?

Another cool thing to watch out for:

Tailgating, huh...

I am fully expecting James May to buy this and blow it up.

Since this particular event happened on American soil, does #2 still apply to the Queen, or does Aretha Franklin suffice?

I can honestly say that without reading and commenting on Deadspin as part of my daily routine for the last five-ish years, I probably would have graduated college a few semesters earlier.

Three from my childhood that immediately come to mind: