Kyle Larson ran this tonight. They even did a screening of Days of Thunder over the weekend.

No he didn’t. He ran this one...

Holy shit, I'm an idiot.

“Take a lap band.”

Real pros don't button mash.

Three quarters of my high school graduating class went to UCF for college.

This calls for some celebratory strip club chicken and waffles.

I think the Houston Texans just found the future of their franchise.

Adam Petty*

Days of Thunder came out 25 years ago.

I wasn't aware they were releasing a prequel to Suicide Squad before it even comes out.

Kinda hard to take that advice seriously when that guy wouldn’t take off his Groucho glasses the whole time.

Paul Lukas can now die a happy man.

It's surprising to see his students in medal contention when he sets the bar that low.

Man, FIFA 16 looks way too realistic...

But how will Didi Gregorius feel about this revelation?

I truly feel bad for the guy, not just because he’s my favorite footballer on the planet who doesn’t play for Spurs, but because he just wants to play some damn soccer.

Because Jim Leyland won’t be coaxed out of retirement this time.

Moe’s Gose Pickled Egg Ale

She is clearly still rattled by your Chopped appearance.