The Bradley Cooper/Michael Ian Black love story was absolutely amazing.

Seriously, fuck that guy.

You thought that was nice? You should see the free kick goals I make with him on FIFA.

Oh, I'm aware, but it seems to be way too common under his watch.

That Spurs match was so infuriating because it ended exactly like every Spurs fan expected it to end. I don’t know if it’s Poch’s management style, or just the pace of the team itself, but the last 5-10 minutes of every match ends the same way.

It’s actually fun every weekend to watch what these guys are doing. It was like that when Tiger was dominating everyone at every course, but the true competition wasn’t there, it was just seeing what number he could put up.

If there’s one thing we can count on Kobe for in Rio, it’s more garbage shots than NBC will show of Rio’s waterways.

It’s funny how you mention him being like that old streetball dude hanging around the courts, giving kids a hard time. When I was talking about him with a friend of mine after he passed, he basically said, “It’s a damn shame because the dude was like the Sheed of hip-hop. But instead of ‘ball don’t lie,’ it was ‘mic…

He seemed to be about three Sheetz to the wind.

I’m way too young to have seen Buddy race, but I can very clearly remember his races in the booth with Mike Joy and Glenn Jarrett on TNN. He was THE best storyteller in the industry.

Greg, do you value writing garbage about Spurs more, or Whitlock more?

First off, shut up, Greg.

That whole bit with the correspondents was amazing, in that it really showed the scope of how many people’s careers TDS really helped jumpstart.

The fact that you didn't include Spurs in this part of the preview makes me think this season is going to be one big jinx.

John Olerud and Dan Wilson were always my secret weapons in the various baseball video games of that era. They couldn't hit for power, but if you needed a double to clear the bases late in the game, they were the ones to call on.

Not before Tim Raines.

“There’s three holes?”

He's the reason Hulk Hogan lost all his hair.

Quick related anecdote:

Race Challenge: Something loud and expensive vs. an Amazon delivery drone.